so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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