Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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