I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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