Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
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Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
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she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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