You really coming over, don't trick.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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