Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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