bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
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what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
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I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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