Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
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just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
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And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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