That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Everyone says I win the strip club
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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