We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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