return my video game
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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