Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Randomize