I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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