You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
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