The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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