He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
she peed on how many people?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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