Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
her vagine was all disorganized.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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