OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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