dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
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She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
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He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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