Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
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as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
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I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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