Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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