What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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