does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
that is very illegal...i love you.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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