I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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