Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Randomize
