we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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