You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
