As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
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Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
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was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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