Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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