what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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