We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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