That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
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i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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