You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
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I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
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It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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