So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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