happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
Randomize
