I bet he comes in French.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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