No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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