im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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