Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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