it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
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Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
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Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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