at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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