So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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