At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
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just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
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Drank your wedding present. Sorry
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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