this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
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Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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