I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
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Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
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For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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