there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
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i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
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if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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