I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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