How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
do nipples grow back?
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