I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
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so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
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Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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