he thought i was a dude.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
organizing the empties. That sober.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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