The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
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Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
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Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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