remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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