OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
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I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
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Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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