I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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